Light one. Say everything.
Three scents per candle, zero boring labels. Pick the one that says exactly what you were thinking.
Candles for real life.
SMELLS GOOD.SAYS WORSE.
Funny candles. Great gifts. Zero filter. Hand-poured soy wax that says the quiet part out loud.
- 9oz soy wax
- 50-60 hour burn
- Hand-poured
- Gift ready
9OZ SOY WAX ✦
50-60 HOUR BURN ✦
HAND-POURED ✦
ZERO FILTER ✦
GIFT READY ✦
SMELLS LIKE HONESTY ✦
Why Sassy Scents
Say it with wax,not a card.
Every jar is hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a cotton wick. The boring parts done properly, so the label can do the talking.
- 100% soy wax blend, cotton wick
- 50-60 hours of burn time
- Reusable glass jar
- ASTM safety compliant
Gifting
The gift that getsan actual laugh.
Birthdays, leaving parties, secret santa, or a Tuesday that went badly. Pick the one that fits the person a little too well.
- Looks good unwrapped
- Reusable glass jar they will keep
- A safer bet than another mug