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  • Smells Like Red Flags — lit candle on a windowsill beside books and a plant
  • Smells Like Red Flags — open 9oz candle with its black lid beside the glass jar
  • Smells Like Red Flags — lit candle on a wooden slice with string lights
  • Smells Like Red Flags — lit candle on a windowsill beside books and a plant
Smells Like Red Flags

Sassy Scents / The 9 oz original

Smells Like Red Flags

For the friend who sees red flags and walks toward them anyway.

Soy wax · Cotton wick · 50–60 hour burn

$22.99 USD
Choose your scent
Size9oz
Made to orderby our production partners 4–12 business daysestimated arrival, incl. production Damaged or incorrect?Contact us within 30 days of delivery

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Made to order · US shipping only

Estimated arrival: 4–12 business days, including production. Remote destinations may take longer.

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  • 50-60 hour burnLong evenings covered
  • Soy waxVegan, cotton wick
  • Hand-pouredSmall batches
  • Gift readyLooks good unwrapped
About this candle

For the friend who sees red flags and walks toward them anyway.

A sarcastic birthday gift, best-friend gift or small surprise for someone with questionable taste in dates.

Choose your scent

Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest or Cinnamon Vanilla. Choose your fragrance before adding the candle to your cart.

Candle details

  • 9oz soy wax candle with a cotton wick
  • Approximate burn time: 50–60 hours
  • Reusable glass jar with lid

Made to order. Estimated arrival: 4–12 business days, including production. Shipping within the USA only; remote destinations may take longer. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Product features

- 9oz natural soy wax blend candle with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose after burning
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours
- Three scent options: Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest, and Cinnamon Vanilla
- Vegan, non-toxic formula; assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions

Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Smells Like Red Flags

Good taste. Bad language.

A little ritual.
A lot of attitude.

A slow evening, a desk that needs a personality, or a gift that says it better than a card. This is your kind of candle.

The candle
Soy wax, a cotton wick and a glass jar worth keeping.
The occasion
Birthdays. Leaving parties. A very long Tuesday.
The delivery
Made after you order. Shipped in the USA only. See delivery details.

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