Sassy Scents / The 13.75 oz special
Zero Fucks Remaining
A bigger candle for when you have absolutely nothing left to give.
Soy wax · Cotton wick · 70–80 hour burn
No returns for a change of mind. Mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected. Refund Policy
Made to order · US shipping only
Estimated arrival: 4–12 business days, including production. Remote destinations may take longer.
Shipping calculated at checkout. Delivery details · Returns & damaged orders
- 70-80 hour burnThe big one
- Soy waxVegan, cotton wick
- Hand-pouredSmall batches
- Gift boxedGrey paper box included
About this candle
A bigger candle for when you have absolutely nothing left to give.
A large sarcastic gift for birthdays or a treat for yourself. The 13.75oz special arrives in a grey gift box.
Choose your scent
Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze or Vanilla Bean. Choose your fragrance before adding the candle to your cart.
Candle details
- 13.75oz soy wax candle with a cotton wick
- Approximate burn time: 70–80 hours
- Reusable glass vessel; grey gift box included
Made to order. Estimated arrival: 4–12 business days, including production. Shipping within the USA only; remote destinations may take longer. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Product features
- Extra-large 13.75 oz natural soy wax candle with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose after burning
- Extra-long burn time: approximately 70–80 hours
- Three scent options: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze
- Vegan, non-toxic formula; assembled in the USA
- Ships ready to gift in a grey paper box
Care instructions
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Good taste. Bad language.
A little ritual.
A lot of attitude.
A slow evening, a desk that needs a personality, or a gift that says it better than a card. This is your kind of candle.
- The candle
- Soy wax, a cotton wick and a glass jar worth keeping.
- The occasion
- Birthdays. Leaving parties. A very long Tuesday.
- The delivery
- Made after you order. Shipped in the USA only. See delivery details.
