Sassy Scents / The 9 oz original
F*ck This Sh*t
For the days when polite words are no longer doing the job.
Soy wax · Cotton wick · 50–60 hour burn
No returns for a change of mind. Mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected. Refund Policy
Made to order · US shipping only
Estimated arrival: 4–12 business days, including production. Remote destinations may take longer.
Shipping calculated at checkout. Delivery details · Returns & damaged orders
- 50-60 hour burnLong evenings covered
- Soy waxVegan, cotton wick
- Hand-pouredSmall batches
- Gift readyLooks good unwrapped
About this candle
For the days when polite words are no longer doing the job.
A sarcastic birthday gift, coworker gift or treat for yourself after a very long week.
Choose your scent
Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest or Cinnamon Vanilla. Choose your fragrance before adding the candle to your cart.
Candle details
- 9oz soy wax candle with a cotton wick
- Approximate burn time: 50–60 hours
- Reusable glass jar with lid
Made to order. Estimated arrival: 4–12 business days, including production. Shipping within the USA only; remote destinations may take longer. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
Product features
- 9oz natural soy wax blend candle with a 100% cotton wick
- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose after burning
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours
- Three scent options: Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest, and Cinnamon Vanilla
- Vegan, non-toxic formula; assembled in the USA; ASTM safety compliant
Care instructions
Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
Good taste. Bad language.
A little ritual.
A lot of attitude.
A slow evening, a desk that needs a personality, or a gift that says it better than a card. This is your kind of candle.
- The candle
- Soy wax, a cotton wick and a glass jar worth keeping.
- The occasion
- Birthdays. Leaving parties. A very long Tuesday.
- The delivery
- Made after you order. Shipped in the USA only. See delivery details.
